theatre / lovecraft

[pomo]

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[ohrlyeh]

I guess no one has a proper bed....huh.

[Not that it matters to him, Mister Narcolepsy.]

What are you...going to use to shave the headboard with...?

[pomo]

Perhaps with meticulous plucking. After disassembling, I will whittle it down with brute force.

[ Sure. ]

This APPLe found scissors.

[ohrlyeh]

You have tiny hands, APPLe.

[JUST SAYING]

[pomo]

I am used to using human-sized tools for my own benefit.

[ well ]

[ohrlyeh]

Can't you get....a human to do it?




[don't ask him he doesn't want to work]

[pomo]

This APPLe would prefer to do it himself. Unless you are volunteering?

[ Don't bring it up if you don't want to work!! ]

[ohrlyeh]

[MAKING A FACE]

Absolutely not.

[pomo]

This APPLe has thought so.

[ He looks back at the furniture. Hm. ]

Ah, that reminds me. Have you done your task?

[ohrlyeh]

I have...yes.

[squids...make do?]

Have you?

[pomo]

[ squids and apples make do ]

Yes, I have. It seems much easier to do it with a sentient apple than a humanoid, so this APPLe has lent his assistance for the greater good.

[ He observes... ]

Oh, what fine wood finishing this is. It seems the same in my dormitory, but there is something about the color here... Is this oak?